Once upon a time there was a little girl. She was a total mess. You could often find her playing in the sandbox with a ring of sand around her mouth. One day, for no apparent reason, she decided to pull out all of her eyelashes and eyebrows.
On the other end of town lived a little boy. He did things like ride his big wheel down the basement steps and make hats out of bubble gum.
One day the two met. They fell in love and got married. A son was born. He was a normal boy. THEN they had a daughter. She was the culmination of all of their powers. She was...SUPER DISASTER LADY! :)